Season two!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Kat here! just letting you all know that if you like The most random talk show ever to go to CloudPizza.blogspot.com for season two, with even more supprises, insanity and more! (Click the little link on the sidebar to go! DO IT, DO IT!!!) Also, I get a co-host! (We alternate in writing the chapters) DOOOO IT! CLICK THE LINK, CLICK IT!!!

The big Random conclusion of the most Random talk show ever!!!

Kat(Katofdoom):This sucks!

Gaz:I know, I’M WORKING FOR A FAT PURPLE DINASOAR!

Kat:No,I mean it sucks that ET won’t go away. He’s everywhere I go!

ET:ET…Found Elmo!

Kat:…

Barney:You, girl with the teeth for hair!

Gaz:My name is Gaz.

Barney:Whatever,GET ME A COFFIE! *Points Barney ray at her, Gaz goes off,grummbleing* And you,Mean girl,Orgenize some guest stars!

Kat:But….*Grins evilly* Okay,The boobah alright?

Barney:Yea.*leaves*

Dib:You not really bringing the boobahs.

Kat:Duh!

At show time…

Barney:Welcome to Barney’s talkshow!

*Little kids cheer*

Barney:Todays guest-

Kat:Are…THE CAST OF TWILIGHT!!!

Barney:…(Wispering to Kat):What!?

Kat:NEVER mess with MY show!!!

Edward:Why is there a dinasouar here?

Bella:AHHHHHHHHH BARNEY!!!

SOPILER WARNING!!!(This spoiles some of Twilight and new moon)I’ll put down when the warning ends.

Edward:You’ve jump off a cliff for fun, ride a motorcycle, and have Battled and date a Vampier, AND YOU’RE SCARED OF THAT!?

Bella:Apperently you’ve never seen Barney. 

Kat:Hi now I’ve only read Twilight and new moon so far but you two are engaged?

Bella:I’m not telling.

 SPOILER Warrning ends

Kat:Okay, who’s up for distroying Barney!!!

*everybody raises hand*

Kat:*pulls out TAMBOD*

Barney:uh…gotta g-*Kat wacks with pizza and TAMBOD*

Kat:AND DON’T COME BACK!!!

Later… 

Kat:Well that the conclusion of the most Random talkshow ever! Or is it? Only time will tell! befor we end this I’d like to thank ET for finaly leaving,The cast of IZ, and Twilight for their appirences, and most of all you! The readers! For putting up with all of this!

Dib:I can’t help thinking that we forgot something…

On Barney…

*Little kids are dancing around Zim*

Zim:HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Back at the studios…

Kat:Meh,probebly nothing.

THE END

The most Random talk show ever!!!

Kat(Katofdoom):Why is ET in the BATHROOM!?

ET:Scary girl…Friend?

Kat:Go home ET!(A/N:I’m not that mean!)

Gir:Aw…Kat has a new friend!

Barney:Hi kids!

*Everybody screams*

Kat:DISTROY IT!

Barney:That’s not nice little girl!

RJ:Shut up Barney!

Barney:That’s very rude!

Gir:You’re fat!!!

Gaz:*still screaming*

Dib:I don’t get it? what’s so scary about the fat purole dinasoar?

Kat:In our demention, Barney is scary to anyone 8 and older.

Dib:Oh…

Zim:MADNESS!!! MADNESS!!!

Kat:Okay…

ET:ET,friend?

Kat:GO HOME ET!!!

Barney:Let’s sing about manners!

*Zim brings in megadoomer*

Zim:Are you prepared to take the risk of singing that?

*Barney blows up megadoomer and starts singing*

Kat:IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!

Barney:if you’re gonna be rude then I’ll be rude too! *Pulls out out Barney ray and fires it at Zim and Zim dissapers*

Gir:Where’s my master?

Barney:If you don’t follow my orders you’ll never see your master again!

Kat:Who knew Barney could be so evil.

later…

Barney:Welcome to Barney’s talk show!

Kat:Can we have Zim back now?

Barney:Let me think about that…NO! Oh,and you all work for me now!

We’ll be back after this message

Disclarement:I,Katofdoom DO NOT own Invader ZIM, Barney or ET (Doink!)

Never ask cartoon characters trivia…

Kat(Katofdoom):Hi and welcome to cartoon character trivia! Out first contestents are *drum roll* Timmy Turner,Cosmo and Wanda from The Fairly OddParents, and Zim,Gir,Gaz and Dib from Invader ZIM!

Timmy:Hi Kat, thanks for-

RJ(person who lives in the back of Kat’s brain and randomly pops out into reality):That’s great!

Timmy:But-

RJ:Shut it.

Timmy:…

Kat:Sorry’bout that,she’s kinda crazy

Zim:Pitiful human I do not fear you! I AM ZIM!

Kat:We know*Wacks Zim with The Almigthy Binder Of Dooom!!!*

Zim:Okay,I fear that.

Kat:Yes, you do.

Cosmo:Cool! Mark chang has a new look!

Zim:Shut up floating human!

Wanda:We’re faries.

Kat:FIRST QUESTION!!!

Evreybody:0_o

Kat:Okay,who was the first Priminister of Canada!?

Zim:What’s Canada?

*Kat gets argry*

Zim:I love that place you just said.

*Kat smiles*

Timmy:Uh…Mister Canada?

*Shark falls throw celing next to Timmy*

Gir:Sir Jhon A Macdonald!

Kat:YAY GIR GOT IT RIGHT!!!

RJ:Next question:-

Dib:How did the robot get it right!? He’s an idiot!

*Kat wacks Dib with The almighty binder of dooom!!!(AKA The TAMBOD!!!)*

RJ:thank you now for the question:Nickleodien sucks true or false?

Gir,Gaz,Dib & Zim:TRUE!

Timmy,Cosmo and Wanda:FALSE!

Kat;The answer is…TRUE!!!

RJ:The cast of Invader Zim win!!!

Kat:Goodbye and thanks for watching,Never ask cartoon characters trivia!!!

Disclarament:I DO NOT own Invader Zim OR Farily Oddparents(Duh!)

The most Random talk show ever!!!

Kat(KatOfDoom):Yay! we’re back after a month long hiatus!

Zim:Is that a good thing.

RJ(Person who lives in the back of Kat’s head and randomly pops out into reality):Shut up.

Kat:*Wacks Dib with The almighty binder of dooom!!! (AKA The TAMBOD!!!)

Dib:What was that for!?

Kat:It’s fun!!!

Person in audience:I’m from the FBI!

*Everybody glares at Dib*

Gir:Tacos!

Gaz:Can I leave?

Kat:No,why is Greg the FBI guy here?

Greg:Apperently,you’re an alien!

Kat;No, Zim is.

Greg:GET ZIM!

Kat:SUCURETY!!!

*Red & Purple drag Greg off stage*

Kat:OMG! I left my wallet in the bathroom!!! Be right back!

in bathroom…

Kat:There it is…*Picks up wallet,and turns around and screams*

Everybody:WHAT IS IT!?

Kat:ET’S IN THE BATHROOM!!!

We’ll be back right after theise messages!
 

The most Random talk show ever!!!

KatOfDoom(Kat):Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and welcome to The most Random talk show ever!!!

Andy(yes she is a girl!):Help! I’m tide to a chair!

Kat:shut up or I’ll call my alter eagos* out! Ahem, anyways our four guests tonight are the stars of Invader ZIM, Zim,Dib,Gir & Gaz!!!

*all fall threw the celing onto the stage.*

Zim:Get your big head off me Dib!

Dib:MY HEAD IS NOT THAT BIG!!!

Kat:…Okay…

Gir:Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Gaz:What?

Andy:Um…welcome to the show…

Kat: we’ll be back right after this message from our sponser

Some guy:McDonalds,I’m loving it!

Kat:We’re sponsered by McDonalds!?

To be continued…

*Kat’s alter eagos are like daemons ecept they are normaly in your brains but come out randomly & they look like you(exept for RJ) Kat’s are RJ & Izzy

Snow

You Know what a great part of living in Canada is? SNOWDAYS WOO HOO!!! Okay so it’s cold AND you freeze your butt off and when you get to a certen place you half to turn back but it’s all worth it not to go to school! Unless there’s a feid trip then it sucks.

Until next time,Kat =^_^=